Oh, kitty, kitty,
Why are you so bad?
Some of the things you do
Just makes me so mad.

Why did my freshly washed shirt
Have to be your new bed?
Can’t you chew on something
Other than the hair on my head?

Or when you cough up that hairball
So late, late at night,
Does it have to be in my houseshoes
Or under the switch for the light?

When you won’t quit climbing the curtains,
I reluctantly gave them up.
But now you’re chewing the mini blinds.
What can I use to cover the window up?

Oh, kitty, kitty,
I get so mad at you,
But then you do something sweet and cute
To remind me why I so love you.